- Zebra and Cobra go shopping together.
Zebra was very angry and asked the police: "Why do I always check my ID and Cobra's ID?"
The police replied: "Your whole body is tattooed, so you don't look like a good person. You look at the big brother next to you, he wears glasses, he is an intellectual. You stand together, don't do this. "Don't check you. Who do you want to check? "
- My good friend cried recently and complained to me: "I want to lose weight!"
Good friend: "No, but he found my tattoo today."
I was confused and continued to ask: "Does he not like your tattoo?"
Good friend: "No, he is curious why I want to tattoo an electric fan!!!"
I was more curious and asked: "Then why do you want to tattoo an electric fan?"
A good friend cried even harder: "No, this is a four-leaf clover tattoo."
Hahaha
- I open a beauty shop
I asked curiously: "Why do you want to tattoo a pair of socks?"
The man said: "I don't have money to buy socks, and I don't want others to see that I don't wear socks...
- Couple's daily
Husband: What does a tattoo look like? it hurts!
Wife: Just tattoo: "My wife, I will always love you, never change my heart, always treat you well, let you bully you until old, buy you delicious food, and accompany you to the Maldives to see Hai. If I change my mind, I will break my hands and feet and be buried in cow dung. I will never be happy!
Husband: What is your tattoo?
Wife: I want a tattoo: great!
Husband: Get out!
- The skull tattoo on the back of the head is really domineering
- The famous singer Justin once got a Chinese character tattoo on his chest. The reason for wanting to get this tattoo is because he thinks it means "follow the heart". Do you know the meaning of the word "counsel" in Chinese?
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